The Kevin Nash appreciation facts thread

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All you have to do is add a Kevin Nash fact like the old Chuck Norris ones.


Kevin Nash once voted for one political party but when the other party won he went and powerbombed their leader through the roof of the Whitehouse.

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Nash played professional basketball in Europe before he seriously injured his knee.

[Colonel_Rule]

lmao

Kevin Nash is believed to have 3 penises.

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Kevin Nash once had cancer but didnt see the big deal so jack knifed it through a table and...the cancer never bothered him again.

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Kevin Nash asked god for eternal life but he refused so he powerbombed him into hell and said death couldn't beat him....then broke his leg.

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Kevin Nash goes out every night to find abandoned kittens

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Kevin Nash dressed up as Sting at the WWIII (WCW) Pay-Per-View Event in the 60 man Battle Royal to aide friend, nWo member, and fellow Outsider, Scott Hall, in winning the match.

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Sid are these real facts, its ment to be outlandish facts and stuff like that, thats ridiculous

[Colonel_Rule]

Nash once helped an old lady across a busy street only to get no thanks. So he picked her up and threw her into fast moving traffic.

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Sid are these real facts, its ment to be outlandish facts and stuff like that, thats ridiculous

He is 6'11" tall and weighs around 325 pounds.

Is this a'ight??

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash once challenge Batman, Superman, James Bond, Chuck Norris and a little girl to a fight. He quickly defeated James Bond with a big boot, punched Superman in the face, threw batman off a cliff and powerbombed Chuck Norris through a truck but had his leg broken by the little girl.

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Kevin Nash invented cellotape

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Kevin Nash invented Thomas Edison and tutored Einstein.

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I can't get this game. Are we supposed to make funny facts ourselves??

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Yes.


Kevin Nash drives through black neighbourhoods with his doors unlocked.

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Kevin Nash had troubles in toilet due to his long hair so, he asked Vince to suggest how he could get his hair cut for free to which, Vince offered him Hair vs. Hair match against Jericho.

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash could cure Cancer, AIDS and HIV. The only problem is he couldn't be bothered.

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Kevin Nash's pants are actually larger than him!

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Kevin Nash wondered why god let bad things happen to good people so he went over to god and big booted him in the face. Now only good things happen to good people.

[Oldschool]

Kevin Nash has Superman for his new tag team partner.

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Kevin Nash once rode a bicycle!

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Kevin Nash is invisible.

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kevin has 7 lives!!

[Oldschool]

Kevin Nash has super strength!

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kevin nash has got a razor!

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash single handedly defeated communism, the Nazi reigiem and segregation in America.



Which was probably why i didn't do that well in my History GCSE :p

[Oldschool]

Kevin Nash can take you back in time to repeat it and get all the answers right!

[Colonel_Rule]

Bush may say he invaded Iraq because of WMD's, but the truth is that he was forced by Kevin Nash because he hates Muslims.

[Oldschool]

Kevin Nash is in outer space.

[Colonel_Rule]

Nash could destroy the world with one finger. However he is nursing an injured leg and can't be arsed.

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Kevin Nash acted in and as Godzilla!

[Oldschool]

Kevin Nash really is Godzilla!

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Kevin Nash makes the Empire State building look like a footstall.

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Kevin Nash can live without drinking anything for 24 days!

[Oldschool]

Kevin Nash is psychic!

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Kevin Nash is built Rome!

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash picked all three starter pokemon at the beginning of the game, and when confronted, he powerbombed Professor Oak through a table and beat the game single handedly in 5 minutes.

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Kevin Nash was previously known as Walt Disney!

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash was the reason for the downfall of the Soviet Union.

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Kevin Nash voted 100,000 times to help Democrats win!

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash has more political power then the EU, the UN and every single government.

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Kevin Nash owns Area 51!

[Oldschool]

Because Kevin Nash was one of the aliens who crashed there!

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Kevin Nash's hometown is in Jupiter!

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash forced God to create the universe at gun point.

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Kevin Nash is known as nWo_Rule at WM!

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash is known as nWo_Rule at WM!
Damn, my secret identity has been foiled :p


Kevin Nash will not die.

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lol!

Kevin Nash's identity at WM got revealed!

[Colonel_Rule]

Mike...i mean Kevin Nash can go from 0-60 in .3 of a second.

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Kevin Nash gets the power from Diesel!

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Kevin Nash is global warming.

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Kevin Nash has been to Bermuda Triangle!

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash sunk the Titanic

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Kevin Nash owns WWE!

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash invented shampoo.

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Kevin Nash can eat rubber!

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash fucks on the first date.

[Dr. RKO]

Kevin Nash was once Managed by Pamela Anderson....

[cyclone2k]

Kevin Nash wants to kick RKO!

[Dr. RKO]

Kevin Nash will be RKO'd & Speared by RKO...:p:p:p:p

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Kevin Nash is the fastest runner in the world!

[Dr. RKO]

Nash is not a WWE Fan...........

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash has the world's longest penis. If uncoiled, it can stretch around the world 2.576 times. :D

[cyclone2k]

lol!! Kevin Nash is a.k.a. nWo_Rule!

K.N eats one shark everyday as his breakfast!

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash knows the meaning of life

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Kevin Nash doesn't know to use a phone!

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash gets into taxis and charges the driver for the trip.

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Kevin Nash keeps his right leg on the chair and ties the shoe in his left leg!

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash can out race a cheetah, a Bugatti Veyron and Concorde.

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Kevin Nash went to moon on 200 B.C!

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash eats paint.

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Kevin Nash boils the egg to make omelette!

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash has the ability to drink a gallon of Tequila and not die.

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When Kevin Nash tried to sink in Quick Sand it was Quick Sand which sinked and not Nash!

[Colonel_Rule]

No one knows who Jack the Ripper was because Kevin Nash killed him.

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Kevin Nash can sleep with his eyes open!

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash defies the laws of gravity.

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Kevin Nash can grow an Eucalyptus tree 30 feet long in 30 days!

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When Kevin Nash played pokemon, he always caught them all.

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Kevin Nash think Paratrooper's (DOS GAME) graphics are amazing!

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Kevin Nash starts fights with midgets, just for fun.

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Kevin Nash often wears a Vito Dress and roams around in night to see if any person needs help!

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash once had a vindaloo. That event was known as the big bang.

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Kevin Nash has 8 lives!

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash beat Paris Hilton in a whore off.

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Kevin Nash has got only one underpant set!

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash used to holiday on the moon long before Neil Armstrong went.

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Kevin Nash is the US President since 1990 but, behind the scene!

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash shot JR!

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Kevin Nash wears a plastic underpant!

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash can smell bullshit from a mile away.

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Kevin Nash lays 3 eggs everyday weighing 3 pounds each!

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash stones gypsies for fun.

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Kevin Nash once squeezed water from a stone!

[Colonel_Rule]

Isaac Newton copied the theory of gravity from Kevin Nash's science exam sheet. Nash took revenge by throwing an apple at him.

[cyclone2k]

Kevin Nash will return to Jupiter for vacation this X-Mas!

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash gave birth to Jesus.

[cyclone2k]

Phew?

Kevin Nash is the new Hogwarts Principal!

[Colonel_Rule]

Have you wondered why there has been no mention of bird flu lately? It's because Kevin Nash challenged it to a fight and beat it.

[Oldschool]

Kevin Nash has a million posts here!!!

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash wrote songs for the Beatles, Led Zeppelin and The Rolling Stones.

[cyclone2k]

Because of Kevin Nash's diarrhea attacks Columbia's launch postponed as the weather got bad!

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash invented oxygen.

[cyclone2k]

Kevin Nash finally let go Discovery.

(I mistyped Columbia last time)

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash is installed with gaydar.

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Kevin Nash successfully managed to install windows 95 on his computer!

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash fires nuclear weapons from his pants.

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Kevin Nash gave me a hat!!!!!

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash eats live sushi

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Kevin Nash goes to sleep at 10:00 pm

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Kevin Nash is watching Tellitubbies at the time of this post!

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash plays basket ball with comets.

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Kevin Nash in an amphibian...

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash was the first human to be infected with fin rot.

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Kevin Nash can jump on his toes for 10 hours daily!

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Kevin Nash has 3 legs.

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Kevin Nash smokes one Eucalyptus tree daily!

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash swallows!!!

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Kevin Nash bought me a movie ticket!

[Colonel_Rule]

When Kevin Nash goes to a petrol station he gets his Diesel for free

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Kevin Nash walked 1,000 miles backwards

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Kevin Nash eats his Cadbury's cream eggs using a fork.

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Kevin Nash jump roped 700 times in a row

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Kevin Nash power-bombed Venom past week so, he (Venom) is hospital now!

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Kevin Nash tackled everyone he saw without breaking a sweat
(he saw 2 people!)

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Kevin Nash is planning for a attack on penguins in Antarctica with his newly bought F1!

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Kevin Nash stopped a nuclear bomb

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash's birthday became a national holiday. Otherwise known as Christmas and Easter. Yes, he was born twice!

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Kevin Nash played Grand Theft Auto:San Andreas until his fingers were bleeding!

[Colonel_Rule]

The name Kevin Nash is Latin for "Thou who is better than you, unless your nameth is nWo_Rule"

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Kevin Nash has a shirt that says "I'm gonna beat you up"

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash finds humour in beating up the homeless.

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Kevin Nash is still standing in queue to buy PS2!

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Kevin Nash was the one who shot the guy for the PS3

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash is the source of international sovereignty.

[cyclone2k]

To pump his truck's tyres Kevin Nash blows air from his mouth to the tyre valves!

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash runs on hybrid technology

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Kevin Nash has an unlimited energy source coming from his hands

[cyclone2k]

Kevin Nash knew how to fly, but, one night he slipped in his bathroom and got hurt in his knee since then, he forgot how to fly!

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash is more addictive than heroin, cocaine and caffeine combined.

[cyclone2k]

Kevin Nash was dining with He-Man, yesterday!

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash celebrates Christmas every day.

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Kevin Nash is unable to find his socks for Christmas so, he is thinking to call Mr. Socko!

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Kevin Nash got drunk and sang "Jingle Bells"

[cyclone2k]

Kevin Nash is still searching for his Christmas Gift from Santa!

[The Evolution Of Life]

Kevin Nash's ass is so big that when he goes onto the bog for a shit he shits all over the whole seat.

[Colonel_Rule]

After Kevin Nash goes to the toilet, he never puts the seat down.

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Kevin Nash celebrates the New Year with fireworks

[cyclone2k]

Kevin Nash needs new calendar!

[Seanx101]

Kevin Nash is gay

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Kevin Nash is finding Sean's number in FL's phone directory!

[Seanx101]

Kevin Nash is in fact scared of me

[Colonel_Rule]

Saddam Hussein was not executed. He is now Kevin Nash's sex slave among with 10 little boys.

[Seanx101]

Mike knows this because he's one of the boys

[Colonel_Rule]

No i am not.


Kevin Nash is on his way to Scotland now.

[Seanx101]

I will make Kevin Nash cry

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash is going to drag Sean down to my house so i can beat him for that comment he made :p

[Seanx101]

Then i will make Mike cry like a little bitch

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash will make Sean squeal like a bitch whilst raping him on the long journey down to London.


Pun intended. :p

[Seanx101]

I will get CM PUNK to kick Nash in the knees

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash will then fall down like the twin towers and engulf punk and Sean in fallen shit.

[Seanx101]

And then you will save me and Punk

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash will eat Sean and Punk will be spared.

[Seanx101]

Well thats a lie

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash doesn't bullshit.

[Seanx101]

Kevin Nash Bullshits on daily basis

[Colonel_Rule]

Only physically, never lies though.

[Seanx101]

Kevin Nash doesn't wash

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash is Top Gear's stig.

[Seanx101]

Top Gears Stig is Kevin Nash more like

[Colonel_Rule]

Touche Sean.

Kevin Nash drove his Jag off of an aircraft carrier.

[Seanx101]

Kevin Nash fears Grapes

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash invented Cheddar Cheese.

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Kevin Nash jumped off a building and didn't get hurt

[Seanx101]

Kevin Nash is fat

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Kevin Nash eats drainpipes.

[Seanx101]

Because he's fat

[Colonel_Rule]

lol^^^^

Kevin Nash has a higher body weight in the top killometre of his body than the bottom 5km.

[Seanx101]

Because he's weird

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash once ate an old lady when no other food source was around.

[Seanx101]

Kevin Nash is Bill Gates golf buddy

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash is Pam Anne's fuck buddy.

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Kevin Nash likes beer

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash invented beer whilst wanking into a cup full of water.

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Kevin Nash won $1,000,000 !!!

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash's house is as big as The former USSR.

[Seanx101]

Kevin Nash sucks cock

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Kevin Nash used the $1,000,000 for beer

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash does not suck cock!

[Seanx101]

Mike is indenial about Nashs passion for cock

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Kevin Nash punched a hole through THE wall

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash then procceded to stick his penis in it and thrust

[Seanx101]

Lol^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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Kevin Nash puts on perfume

[Seanx101]

because he likes cock

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Kevin Nash's favorite color is red

[Colonel_Rule]

Because he loves cock :D

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Kevin Nash loves cock :D

[Seanx101]

im glad we all agree on that

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Kevin Nash isn't glad we agree on that

[Seanx101]

Kevin Nash can suck my balls

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Kevin Nash sucked Seanx101's balls

[Colonel_Rule]

Seanx101 enjoyed it when Kevin Nash sucked his balls.

[Seanx101]

Kevin Nash did not suck my balls

[Colonel_Rule]

Sean was told to deny it or Nash would blow his mouth roof out.

[Seanx101]

From PWINSIDER:
The rumours going about that Kevin Nash sucked Seans balls are not true

[Colonel_Rule]

From KevinNash'sofficialsitewhichisalwaysonehundredperc entaccuratesofuckyou.com

Kevin Nash repeatedly orally raped Sean. He confirmed in an interview

Interviewer: So Mr Nash, did you suck Sean's balls?
Nash: Yes
Interviewer: Really?
Nash: Yup
Interviewer:Care to explain why?
Nash: Because i love to suck testicles, especially his. And i do it again.
Interviewer: OOOOOOkay. How many times did this take place?
Nash: Severall hundred times. Although i had to stop when i injured my knee in the process so he had to suck mine for the past two months. In fact i am going into his house now and i will take him to my dungeon where i will suck his tiny balls.
Interviewer: Thank you for your time. Thus confirming that Kevin Nash did in fact suck Sean's balls...and vice versa


:D

[Seanx101]

[QUOTE=nWo_Rule]From KevinNash'sofficialsitewhichisalwaysonehundredperc entaccuratesofuckyou.com

Kevin Nash repeatedly orally raped Sean. He confirmed in an interview

Interviewer: So Mr Nash, did you suck Sean's balls?
Nash: Yes
Interviewer: Really?
Nash: Yup
Interviewer:Care to explain why?
Nash: Because i love to suck testicles, especially his. And i do it again.
Interviewer: OOOOOOkay. How many times did this take place?
Nash: Severall hundred times. Although i had to stop when i injured my knee in the process so he had to suck mine for the past two months. In fact i am going into his house now and i will take him to my dungeon where i will suck his tiny balls.
Interviewer: Thank you for your time. Thus confirming that Kevin Nash did in fact suck Sean's balls...and vice versa


lol that beats my post about the pound richer thing

[Colonel_Rule]

Well i try my best :p

Oh and watch out...he's not the Boogeyman but he's comin to get ya :p

[Seanx101]

In a recent interview Nash stated that he does not have oral fun with Sean and that it was just to cover up the fact he does it with Mike

[Colonel_Rule]

From PWinsideSean'sanus.com

Kevin Nash confirmed once again that he engages in the act of tea bagging with Sean and when asked about Mike he said, "No he's far too straight to let me do that to him. He would break my shins."

[Seanx101]

Ronald McDonald stated yesterday he saw Nash analy penetrate Mike

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash would never so that and Ronald Mcdonald is a crackhead. Nash did admit to deep throating Sean.

[Seanx101]

From PWINSIDER:

The word going about is that Kevin Nash Used Sean as a cover up because he's emberassed of Mike

[Colonel_Rule]

From Gaywick.net

Former alligations of a conspiracy involving Kevin Nash and Mike have been denied by both parties. However it can be confirmed that Sean and Nash have had an affair. Evidence is shown in this video clip.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=J-1Za5VjOQs


:D

[Seanx101]

Ok you win

[Colonel_Rule]

I have the evidence lol.


Kevin Nash would be proud.

[Seanx101]

Nash wishes he was CM Punk

[Colonel_Rule]

Nash enjoys balls. Particuarly yours :p

[Seanx101]

Lol..........................

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Kevin Nash is playing Grand Theft Auto currently

[Seanx101]

Kevin Nash is also eating Custard Creams

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Kevin Nash is jumproping as we speak!

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Kevin Nash is playing hopscotch as we speak!

[Seanx101]

Kevin Nash is a batty boy

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash loves rimming.

[Seanx101]

Kevin Nash Loves Cena

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Kevin Nash is skydiving right now

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash loves rimming Cena whilst sky diving.

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Kevin Nash knows that^ is correct

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash 69's your mum!!!

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Also yours

[Colonel_Rule]

That wasn't directed at yours lol.


Kevin Nash challenged a blue whale to a who has the largest cock match. CM Punk won.

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Kevin Nash wants to beat up CM Punk

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash has been circumcised 8 times.

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Kevin Nash is pissed off

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash is known to leak motor oil.

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Kevin Nash likes to punch the floor

[cyclone2k]

Kevin is laffing out loudd!

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Kevin Nash adores ice cream

[Seanx101]

Kevin Nash wants to beat up CM Punk but he knows he has no chance

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash has a rat infestation in his pants

[cyclone2k]

Kevin Nash is busy reading 5th page of this thread

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash ate your mother and he's coming for you sister and girlfriend.

[Carnage]

Kevin Nash just can't handle the Rage Within Carnage......

[Save_Us.WLV1]

Kevin Nash is congratulating me on my 800th post!!!!!

(800th post)

[Colonel_Rule]

Congrats man. Just 200 more and you get a gift!

Kevin Nash spelt backwards is god.

[Save_Us.WLV1]

^^^thanks man

Kevin Nash has 123,456,789,101,213,141 allergies

[cyclone2k]

Kevin Nash has 5,670 posts at WM!

[Colonel_Rule]

Kevin Nash's post count has risen to 5,710.