View Full Version : Muhammad Hassan
Colonel_Rule
09-04-2006, 09:57 AM
Will he ever come back?
He was the greatest heel ever and he could actually wrestle. So when if ever is he coming back? What are your thoughts on Muhammad Hassan and the situation which got him taken off of TV?
If it wasn't for the London bombers, he would by Heavyweight champ by now. Fuck you you terrorist cunts. I hate you for one more reason now. Also the writers were stupid to write him in a terrorist style angle. I know he's a heel but Jesus christ, what were they thinking?
Bring Back Muhammad Hassan!!!
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09-04-2006, 10:11 AM
he was gonna go back to OVW and be ''repackaged'' but he never reported there and just cut hinself off the wrestling business, i believe hes training to be an actor now.
Colonel_Rule
09-04-2006, 10:13 AM
He's still trying to be an actor. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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09-04-2006, 10:14 AM
yup, so no terrioist related activities on WWE anymore...its a grime day for everyone
Colonel_Rule
09-04-2006, 10:15 AM
:( I miss the days when Daivari spoke jiberish. Now he sounds like a pussy when he speaks English. I also miss the mark out music...laylia laylia laylayliaa
cyclone2k
09-04-2006, 12:50 PM
lol! Well, I read somewhere that the hassan character has been dumped forever!
The Evolution Of Life
09-04-2006, 02:04 PM
I heard that his trying to find work in Hollywood.
Colonel_Rule
09-04-2006, 03:21 PM
lol! Well, I read somewhere that the hassan character has been dumped forever!
:mad: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO those fucking infidels!!!! I will blow them up if they don't bring him back.....for the record though i'm not muslim....neither is Hassan.
cyclone2k
09-05-2006, 12:44 AM
what???????????????
Colonel_Rule
09-05-2006, 08:39 AM
what???????????????
Never mind, it was a meaningless rant.
cyclone2k
09-05-2006, 09:11 AM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Oldschool
09-05-2006, 11:58 AM
lol! Well, I read somewhere that the hassan character has been dumped forever!
They messed up his wrestling career, AND ruined a good thing.
Colonel_Rule
09-05-2006, 03:07 PM
Hassan > any other heel ever
Seanx101
09-05-2006, 03:08 PM
I hated him and his gay music
Colonel_Rule
09-05-2006, 03:09 PM
I hated him and his gay music
You were supposed to. That's what made him so great.
cyclone2k
09-05-2006, 03:12 PM
lol! but, I kinda liked his time!
Seanx101
09-05-2006, 03:13 PM
Yeah but i still hate that music
Colonel_Rule
09-05-2006, 07:45 PM
Yeah but i still hate that music
I must admit, it wasn't the sort of song you would download and put on your iPod but it fitted well with his character.
cyclone2k
09-06-2006, 01:30 AM
Atleast you could put it to loud and make your neighbours hear! lol.
Colonel_Rule
09-06-2006, 08:01 AM
They'd call the bomb squad lol
Oldschool
09-06-2006, 11:09 AM
He would have helped sell PPV's, that's for sure.
Colonel_Rule
09-06-2006, 02:07 PM
Yeah having dropped wasn't the best thing for WWE. It was the first step towards fucked up Friday nights after the draft lottery. Before he was taken off SD was beggining to pick up.
cyclone2k
09-06-2006, 02:09 PM
I guess it maybe bcoz, of pressures from higher power!
Oldschool
09-06-2006, 11:04 PM
More like they gave in to that pressure... They could have either fought it or given the story another twist.
Colonel_Rule
09-07-2006, 08:50 AM
I suppose if it wasn't stopped though, they would have lead to an angle where Hassan, Daivari and the masked terrorists high jack planes and behead audience members.
Oldschool
09-07-2006, 09:05 AM
He could easily have decided to enforce peace in the WWE, by any means necessary.
Colonel_Rule
09-07-2006, 09:17 AM
Wouldn't it be funny if he came back soon with a Kerwin White gimmick. "Muslim? i'm not Muslim" :D "My name isn't Muhammad Hassan, it's Mark Hammond, um yes"
Oldschool
09-07-2006, 09:23 AM
Or if he came back saying he is Muslim, but had nothing to do with the "terrorists", and that everyone just made that up? He could try and get everyone to prove it.
Colonel_Rule
09-07-2006, 09:36 AM
LOL. That is the best possibility if he came back. That could well happen.
cyclone2k
09-07-2006, 10:10 AM
They just can't do it like that, by that why they would be bashed on by various communities and people.
Colonel_Rule
09-07-2006, 10:13 AM
Controversy creates cash my friend.
cyclone2k
09-07-2006, 10:16 AM
What if the terrorists bombared on a WWE show due to that??
Colonel_Rule
09-07-2006, 10:20 AM
Then they're fucked i suppose.
Oldschool
09-07-2006, 10:21 AM
Vince would challenge them to a cage match?
cyclone2k
09-07-2006, 10:28 AM
When they'll blow up the whole arena the cage will be flying! lol.
Colonel_Rule
09-07-2006, 10:30 AM
Then they'll have to push the terrorists lol.
Oldschool
09-07-2006, 10:51 AM
Then they'll have to push the terrorists lol.
Then they can have a real prison cell match...
Colonel_Rule
09-07-2006, 10:54 AM
They could have an AK47 in a pick up truck match.
cyclone2k
09-07-2006, 11:04 AM
What if they cheated and started firing with Rocket Launchers??
Colonel_Rule
09-07-2006, 11:14 AM
The US airforce will bomb Iraq to teach them a lesson.
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09-07-2006, 11:18 AM
fuck yea!!! and the invasion of the WWE show you speak of got a **** rating from meltzer, he said the passion and storytelling was there but the match had a poor finish which was by DQ when iraq ran out of oil meaning the war was meaningless
Oldschool
09-07-2006, 11:20 AM
What if they cheated and started firing with Rocket Launchers??
Goodbye fans...
cyclone2k
09-07-2006, 11:22 AM
lol^^ that (US stuff) doesn't make sense!
Colonel_Rule
09-07-2006, 11:24 AM
fuck yea!!! and the invasion of the WWE show you speak of got a **** rating from meltzer, he said the passion and storytelling was there but the match had a poor finish which was by DQ when iraq ran out of oil meaning the war was meaningless
I fell off my chair :D
Oldschool
09-07-2006, 11:49 AM
I fell off my chair :D
LOL, I didn't even see it before replying!
clay_elder
01-11-2007, 07:19 AM
:( I miss the days when Daivari spoke jiberish. Now he sounds like a pussy when he speaks English. I also miss the mark out music...laylia laylia laylayliaa
HEY! I have that song,if you want it! I missed it,too....but after a shitload of searching,I found it a while back....& I have it! Let me know if u want it. MAN,I've been trying to figure out what the HELL you meant by "Laylia Laylaylia Lahylaylahlay".........ROFLMFAOSH!!! Do you know how damn funny that sounds if you read them words out loud? HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I "LOVE" it,man!
clay_elder
01-11-2007, 07:26 AM
Atleast you could put it to loud and make your neighbours hear! lol.
ROFLMFAO! I'm right across from the Sherriff's office. They'd probablly send a Deputy over to cuff me & stuff me. :rolleyes:
clay_elder
01-11-2007, 07:33 AM
What if the terrorists bombared on a WWE show due to that??
Well,hopefully it would be on a night where they record SD and ECW both on the same night....because then,there'd be Muslims flying everywhere.....getting their heads bashed in by steel chairs/singapore canes/road signs/ladders/sheileighleighs (or however the fuck you spell that)/sledgehammers/little bastards under the ring/Umagas & Khalis,& you'd see them getting chokeslammed/piledriven/rko'd/& DAAAAAAMN. What a hilarious event that would be.
clay_elder
01-11-2007, 07:33 AM
When they'll blow up the whole arena the cage will be flying! lol.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
GOD BLESS ME PLS
01-11-2007, 08:15 AM
Will he ever come back?
He was the greatest heel ever and he could actually wrestle. So when if ever is he coming back? What are your thoughts on Muhammad Hassan and the situation which got him taken off of TV?
If it wasn't for the London bombers, he would by Heavyweight champ by now. Fuck you you terrorist cunts. I hate you for one more reason now. Also the writers were stupid to write him in a terrorist style angle. I know he's a heel but Jesus christ, what were they thinking?
Bring Back Muhammad Hassan!!!
i hope he will never be allow to be in wwe again,arrogant ass.i rather see umega kiss some cenA ASS THEN see Muhammad Hassan bck
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cyclone2k
01-11-2007, 09:36 AM
@clay_elder - please don't double/ triple post!
Colonel_Rule
01-11-2007, 03:17 PM
HEY! I have that song,if you want it! I missed it,too....but after a shitload of searching,I found it a while back....& I have it! Let me know if u want it. MAN,I've been trying to figure out what the HELL you meant by "Laylia Laylaylia Lahylaylahlay".........ROFLMFAOSH!!! Do you know how damn funny that sounds if you read them words out loud? HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I "LOVE" it,man!
I've already got it man. BTW when you want to reply to several people in one post just copy what they said, add the quote things and paste in there rather than quadrupal post ;)
I read that he was booked to beat the Undertaker at G.A.B. 2005 and then winning the World Heavyweight Championship at Summerslam against Batista. It didn't happen because UPN pressured WWE to end Hassan's character, and making WWE stop having Hassan on tv.
It was also refered that he said he might someday get back to WWE!
Colonel_Rule
01-11-2007, 08:10 PM
I read that he was booked to beat the Undertaker at G.A.B. 2005 and then winning the World Heavyweight Championship at Summerslam against Batista. It didn't happen because UPN pressured WWE to end Hassan's character, and making WWE stop having Hassan on tv.
It was also refered that he said he might someday get back to WWE!
that's what i heard too. He would have been the greatest heel champion of all time.
clay_elder
01-11-2007, 08:50 PM
OK,guys. I won't multi-post like that anymore. I even thought about that last night when I posted them. I couldn't help myself,though. I was laughing so hard,it was like I 0was stoned or something there for about 20 minutes. You guys are as crazy as I am! All that shit about terrorists invading a live WWE event & getting their brains bashed in by the wrestlers was just TOO much...HAHAHA *STILL laughing*.
Colonel_Rule
01-11-2007, 08:52 PM
Yep we have a good old laugh around here. :p
cyclone2k
01-12-2007, 03:59 AM
Okay, back to the topic. I think WWE should bring him back as another character.
Ahh.... welll..... what, character would suit him guys?
Colonel_Rule
01-12-2007, 11:32 AM
A terrorist with a gang of masked jihaders...oh wait
6000th post!!!
Oldschool
01-12-2007, 12:17 PM
Okay, back to the topic. I think WWE should bring him back as another character.
Ahh.... welll..... what, character would suit him guys?
As a face, from Iraq...
Congratulations, nWo_Rule :) !!!!!!!
Colonel_Rule
01-12-2007, 03:04 PM
Cheers Oldschool.
I think this thread should be nominated for thread of the year. Just read through and you'll see why
cyclone2k
01-12-2007, 03:30 PM
Just bcoz, you made your 6000th post here?? ;)
XPeacecraftX
01-12-2007, 04:53 PM
@ Topic: He actually tried pull some shit, so he'd get fired and could sue the company for some reason or another. The WWE realised this in time and released the bastard.
Oh hang on, this is what OWW said about it:
September 21, 2005: Mark Copani was released from his WWE contract on good terms to "pursue a career in Hollywood"..
~~~The Observer reported that Mark Copani was trying to get fired so he could proceed with a wrongful termination lawsuit..
So he's actually just a jerk that shouldn't have received any push at all. I didn't like the character ever, and I still don't. No, not because he was a heel, I just always thought he didn't deserve the push he got. Yet I do think that UPN was just a bunch of assclowns since the show was 1st of all taped, so they could have cut the Hassan segment out, and second of all, shouldn't give the WWE the blame for it. Bunch of morons...
Hm, if ECW was around at the time he was taken of off tv, he'd debut there with the arab gimmick. (same goes for if he still was under contract with the WWE)
Colonel_Rule
01-12-2007, 05:50 PM
Just bcoz, you made your 6000th post here?? ;)
No because it is fucking loltastic.
September 21, 2005: Mark Copani was released from his WWE contract on good terms to "pursue a career in Hollywood"..
~~~The Observer reported that Mark Copani was trying to get fired so he could proceed with a wrongful termination lawsuit..
Wow i never knew he was trying to get fired. Oh well he was still a good athlete and had great potential.
cyclone2k
01-12-2007, 05:59 PM
With brain as well but, WWE has got more brains!
Colonel_Rule
01-12-2007, 06:03 PM
With brain as well but, WWE has got more brains!
Except the creative team which has the collective brain power of a decapitated goldfish.
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