What will the person above die of?

[Colonel_Rule]

In this thread all you have to do is say how the person above will die. Use different and creative answers everytime. For example:
If there was a person above me, i will say something like...

Dies after being anally raped by ANCHOR :D


The next person starts the game...


Remember this is light hearted humour, no death threats please :p

[Seanx101]

Crash on his bike while he is high

[intermission]

will get a seizure from watching too many towelie related incidents on tv

[Seanx101]

Will be dried so much by towelie that he dies

[cyclone2k]

will die getting bored watching South Park.

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die after being hit by a speeding giant role of cheese.

[cyclone2k]

will die after his fingers getting tired playing guitar!

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die by getting hit by a falling water tank.

[Seanx101]

Will die by getting hit in the head with a dildo

[Colonel_Rule]

A weird wanking accident

[Seanx101]

Will commit suicide after seeing my weird wanking incident

[Colonel_Rule]

For two reasons lol. Or i might gauge my eyes out.

Will get hit by a rocket

[Seanx101]

Will get by the same rocket as me

[Colonel_Rule]

will get blasted into the sun

[intermission]

will yell ''if you aint down with that....i got two words for ya...SUCK IT!'' down kings cross and will get shot

[Colonel_Rule]

^^lol. I wouldn't even have to shout anything for that to happen :p

Will be killed by an angry clown who stamps him to death with his huge shoes.

[intermission]

will get shot at kings cross while eating sushi

[cyclone2k]

will get hit by a rockstar's bodyguard while attempting to take autograph.

[Colonel_Rule]

Will spontaneously combust while reading this.

[cyclone2k]

will die when his death arrives

[Colonel_Rule]

Aids...............

[cyclone2k]

wtfh! will die after getting one tight slap from me. ;)

[Colonel_Rule]

Will fall down a cliff when trying to slap me :p

[cyclone2k]

will fall along with me as, I will pull his hands while falling..........

[Colonel_Rule]

Will fall and i will save myself by landing on him :p

[cyclone2k]

will die after saving himself while falling, by being attacked by a bear.

[Colonel_Rule]

Will be eaten by a pissed off whale

[cyclone2k]

will die after being bit by a poodle.

[Colonel_Rule]

Will get hit by an old woman on one of those disabled scooter thing.

[cyclone2k]

will die after getting hit by an old woman on one of those disabled scooter thing which hit me..

[Colonel_Rule]

Will get raped by the old lady and will die of pleasure :D

[cyclone2k]

Will get raped by an old MAN and will die of pleasure!! :D

[Colonel_Rule]

Will get stabbed by me for that comment.

[cyclone2k]

will die because of high blood pressure! lol! Sorry! hehe! haha!

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die of super AIDS :p

[cyclone2k]

will die after getting fucked by a pig!

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die fucking a pig and getting it anally from a horse at the same time.

[cyclone2k]

will die after getting gang raped by 2 ants

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die by being gang raped by Cryme Tyme and their hommies :p

[cyclone2k]

will die after getting a slap from Funaki.

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die after getting the worm from Scotty 2 Hotty stuck up his arse.

[cyclone2k]

Will die after his heart bursting out of excitement on learning the fact that he is allowed to join Mr. McMahon - Kiss my Ass Club!

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die wishing he could join that special club and would wank himself to death.

[cyclone2k]

will die using the vibrator given by Sean!! LMAO!!

[Colonel_Rule]

Will choke on his cookie and drown in his beers.

[cyclone2k]

Will die swallowing the medal!

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die swallowing semen. :p

[Seanx101]

Will die during sex with the Great Khali

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die having sex with May Young and his grandmother.

[cyclone2k]

Will die after having sex with Moolah!

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die after giving head to Vito while he's wearing the dress.

[cyclone2k]

will die trying to fit in his jeans!

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die after being arse raped by John Prescott.

[cyclone2k]

Will die while assuming my death's reasons. ;)

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die replying to the next thread.

[cyclone2k]

will die after getting a big boot from big daddy cool!

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die after being gang raped and mugged by Cryme Tyme in the hood.

[cyclone2k]

Will die after being kissed by Teddy Long!

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die after being mawed by a toothless crocodile.

[cyclone2k]

Will die from the smell of his own socks!

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die after a bazar "accident" involving Bill Demott, a toilet and a pipe. Cough * Rape* Cough

[cyclone2k]

will die in fear of being raped by a frog!

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die by being speared by a flying fish.

[cyclone2k]

will die after being choke-slammed by a frog!

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die after his obsession with frogs goes to the extreme.

[cyclone2k]

will die after getting double chokeslammed by 2 frogs!

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die after the French take offense to the word frog and fly to India and attack you.

[mbibby]

Will die when homer simpson throws a bowling beal and knocks his head off

lol

[cyclone2k]

will die due to heart attack on seeing Jeff Hardy climbing on Ladder and winning the WWE Title from Edge!

[Colonel_Rule]

Will get hit by falling rocks

[cyclone2k]

will get his fingers stuck in guitar wires and die in horror!

[Colonel_Rule]

Will accidently rip off his foreskin while wanking over Candice Michelle and will fall out of a window and get hit by a dustcart.

[mbibby]

DX will go to his house with the DX tank that was gonna invade WCW and run over his house and will be flying out of the window then HHH will pedigree you on explosives :O

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die after being molested by Jeff Hardy dressed as a cross dresser.

[mbibby]

Will be forces to kiss Vinnies ass and then your head will blow off because of the smell

[cyclone2k]

Will die after seeing new coloured face of Jeff Hardy.........

[Colonel_Rule]

Will be impalled on a metal dildo.

[cyclone2k]

will die by the current of his electronic vibrator!

[Colonel_Rule]

Will be killed by the BMX bandit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alISJjAdBrg&mode=related&search=

[cyclone2k]

will be killed when a ghost will bang his guitar on his head..

[Colonel_Rule]

Anal bleeding...

[cyclone2k]

will die after being unable to get out of the public toilet at railway station!

[Colonel_Rule]

Will be hit by a blimp.

[cyclone2k]

Will die after getting a ice cube stuck in his throat

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die after getting a ice cube stuck in his throat
That's not funny, that happened once :(



Will die after being struck by lightning four times............then being hit by a bus.......then a truck......then a taxi...........then a helicopter will pick you up and will crash and you will be cremated in the following inferno.

[cyclone2k]

Oh... sorry. Who?? (If you don't mind)

Will die due to heart attack, while crossing a road alone, on seeing a black cat!

[Colonel_Rule]

Oh... sorry. Who?? (If you don't mind)
My cousin....but she didn't die lol



Will be beaten to death by a little girl.

[cyclone2k]

Ahh.. thank gawd!

will die after being hurt by an old woman's implants! lol.

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die because i'm coming to kill ya. Damn it's so expensive to fly to India.

[cyclone2k]

will die due to frustation that he can't kill me......

[Colonel_Rule]

Will recieve a pipe bomb in the mail.

[cyclone2k]

will die on being offered a glass of milk!

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die sucking the milk out of the cow's udders.

[cyclone2k]

Will die after getting a big boot on his face by a gnome...

[mbibby]

Will die by coming onto www.wwe.com

[cyclone2k]

will die after seeing his recent photograph........

[mbibby]

Will die when he goes into a cave and sees Osama and George bush bumming

[cyclone2k]

will die when his heart beat reaches to 172beats/ minute while watching upcoming week's ECW!

[mbibby]

Will die when he watches a Chris Masters match

[Colonel_Rule]

Will be raped in a back alley by a saggy Chris Masters. You will scream for his masterlock until eventually you choke on his semen. :p

[cyclone2k]

will die after being power bombed by Christy Hemme!

[mbibby]

Will die after Intermission replies in your next thread :p

[cyclone2k]

will die from the fear of mish!

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die of jealousy because i got power bombed by Christy Hemme

[mbibby]

Will die when he gets sucked off by a horse and bites his cock off

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die after the horses sperm blow the back of his head off.

[mbibby]

Will die when he sees McMahons face in Big Shows arse!

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die of anal bleeding

[mbibby]

Will die of seeing Hulk Hogan jobbing to The Miz on Smackdown :S

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die after being leg dropped by Hogan repeatedly.

[mbibby]

Will die after being powerbombed by Mr kennedy on spikes

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die after being hit by a bus at 40000000miles per hour.

[mbibby]

Will die after being run over by the Air Bus a380 :P

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die after being speared by a pissed off seagull

[mbibby]

Will die after he sees a Miz match :p

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die after being told to bend over and close his eyes by Miz.

[mbibby]

WIll die after having gang bang with Michael Cole and Cena

[Colonel_Rule]

Super AIDS...caught from Cena, Orton, Spirit Squad, Miz, Michael Cole, Rico, Goldust, Joey Styles and every other wrestling pussy.

[mbibby]

Will die when George Bush drugs his drink

On a better note 600th post :D

[Colonel_Rule]

Well done. Will die when he reaches 604 suddenly

[mbibby]

Will die when he goes offline

[cyclone2k]

Will die of suffocation when not being able to use computer for 2 days!

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die after being analy probed by a prison bitch.

[cyclone2k]

will die when he finds no tissue paper in toilet after his daily schedule!

[Colonel_Rule]

Will be blown up.

[cyclone2k]

will die when he is late to class and not being admitted in...

[Colonel_Rule]

Doesn't happen here...you're just late lol


Will die realising that the last death won't happen.

[cyclone2k]

will die on getting bored in class.

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die getting bored of his exams.

[cyclone2k]

will die just like that............

[Colonel_Rule]

Randomly explodes

[cyclone2k]

will die when he becomes a character of South Park!

[Colonel_Rule]

Will be attacked by a poodle and will die of blood loss.

[cyclone2k]

will die on losing his brain.......

[Colonel_Rule]

Will be eaten by a bear

[cyclone2k]

will die when kicked by a frog all of a sudden!

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die from a tapeworm attack.

[cyclone2k]

will die eating cocks!

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die of bowel explosion

[cyclone2k]

will die due to excessive itch in his butt!! ;)

[mbibby]

Will be eaten by Homer Simpson!

[cyclone2k]

will be bit by a bat!

[mbibby]

Will be speared by Goldberg then get five star frog splashed by RVD causing you to die

[Colonel_Rule]

Will be gang raped by Cryme Tyme

[mbibby]

Will be gang raped by cryme time and the big show

[Colonel_Rule]

Will choke on the flake in his ice cream

[mbibby]

Will end up dieing after drinking too much beer

[cyclone2k]

will die after being smashed into the cone of icecream he holds!

[Colonel_Rule]

Will be crushed between two speeding double decker buses.

[cyclone2k]

will die drowing in a puddle of mudd!!

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die listening to Puddle of Mudd when his head explodes

[cyclone2k]

will die when Sean bangs a drum on his head..

[Colonel_Rule]

Will be crushed by an Indian elephant

[cyclone2k]

will drown in his toilet!

[Colonel_Rule]

Will be impailed on a power drill

[cyclone2k]

will die due to embarrasment when a X slashes through his zips and bares his private parts in front of everyone!

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die when he realises he has no genitles

[cyclone2k]

will die when a dead dog's gential transplant on him fails.

[Colonel_Rule]

Will be eaten by a goldfish

[cyclone2k]

will be eaten by an earthworm.........

[Colonel_Rule]

Will choke on cock

[cyclone2k]

will die finding reasons for my death

[The Evolution Of Life]

Will die from an indian smoke pipe nozzle thing.

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die choking on chicken

[cyclone2k]

will die on falling from his bed.

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die falling down his stairs...if you live in a bungalow you are safe from that happening.

[cyclone2k]

will die due to heart attack when my ghost taunts him.

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die by being shoved up Big Shows arse after he has had a vindaloo and a rather large shit.

[cyclone2k]

will die because of his a dirty mind

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die after randomly exploding

[cyclone2k]

will die because of drinking excessive cold water.

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die after catching a sexually transmitted disease from a French man...how, decide for yourself :p

[cyclone2k]

Will die after catching a sexually transmitted disease from a French mouse...how? I'll decide for you!

[Colonel_Rule]

Will be butchered by a psycotic killer.

[cyclone2k]

will be butchered by me

[Colonel_Rule]

Will be eaten by a savage bear

[cyclone2k]

will die because of getting cold due the wetness created from his piss in pants!

[Colonel_Rule]

will die of a virus he caught when he was raped by a fat old man.

[cyclone2k]

will die bcoz of seeing a gay movie!

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die after taking it in 2 slots in a gay porno movie.

[cyclone2k]

will die on knowing the new lottery prize structure.

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die making the new lottery prize structure

[cyclone2k]

will die on knowing that I have already done that and I am still alive!

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die 3 minutes after reading this.

[cyclone2k]

will die knowing that I am again still alive.......

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die of death because he refused to die before.

[cyclone2k]

will die becuase I will kill him........

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die because i will kill kim back.

[cyclone2k]

will die bcoz of his craziness!

[Colonel_Rule]

Will be raped to death by Billy and Chuck.

[cyclone2k]

Will be kissed till death by Vito!

[Colonel_Rule]

Will have a gay orgy with Kanyon, Billy, Chuck, Rico and Viscera and will die of pleasure.

[cyclone2k]

will die drinking all these people's cum!

[Colonel_Rule]

Will be hit by a lawnmower.

[cyclone2k]

will be hit by a frog parade!

[dunit719]

Will be crushed while having sex with a sumo wrestler.

[matbro1984]

Will die of cancer. Urethral cancer.

[dunit719]

Will choke on a penis.

[crzysteveo911]

will die when he is decapitated by shawn michaels kick to the face

[dablackgoku]

will die after a beat down from goldberg...taker..austin

[neoRUS]

will die after eat hes own foot :D

[cyclone2k]

Will die eating Cheetos...........

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die taking his pet cow for a walk. :p

[neoRUS]

will die of too mach love to edge :D

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die after Cena FUs him in the arse (I'm not talking about the wrestling move :D )

[neoRUS]

will die after edge will cum on hem :D:D:D

[Colonel_Rule]

Will die finding out it is spelt him not hem. And when Cena rapes him in the ear.

[neoRUS]

will suicide after edge will lose hes title :)

[Sarah]

Undertaker will kill him.

[cyclone2k]

will die when the dog in his sig, pounces on and bites him!

[PDS]

Will be killed by Orochimaru for thinking she is a he...

[Sarah]

Will be hit by a bus I ride (it'd be an accident, I don't have a driver's license and I'm being chased by the police).. Matt Hardy and MVP are, btw, sitting on the roof playing poker and smoking cigars. That's what distracted you in the first place.

[cyclone2k]

will die because of some liver problem (bad drinking habits)

[Sarah]

A serial killer..

[cyclone2k]

will die because a killer will kill her because, of username confusion

[Sarah]

Getting a fork up his ass with poison.

[cyclone2k]

will die because of her dirty and ugly brain! gwak!

[misterx]

will die of cancer

[zerx93]

will die after fuck his girlfriend...
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iolite vaporizer (http://iolitevaporizer.net/)

[PDS]

Will be walking along one day and suddenly the sun will fall out the sky and squash him......

[Sarah]

Will die from a heart attack when it's announced that Mr. Kennedy is your long lost twin.

[PDS]

Will also have a heart attack when she sleeps with someone and finds out they are her brother....

[Sarah]

Will get eaten by Godzilla.

[PDS]

Will be stepped on by Godzilla after he has eaten me......

[Subc]

Will be eaten by cats after being eaten by Godzilla

[PDS]

will choke on a bannana........

[Subc]

Murdered by a monkey with a ninja death star after killing jonh cena with a TFT monitor

[PDS]

Mudered by Aurora..........

[Subc]

die from seeing aurora naked just to much hottness

[Sarah]

Ass fucked to death by Abarai Renji

[PDS]

Will be killed when she uses a 50-inch dildo :eek:

[Sarah]

Murdered by a bunch of monkeys

[The Evolution Of Life]

Lung & Liver Cancers

[PDS]

Will be run over by a tank!

[Sarah]

Suffocated by Umaga's assballs.

[PDS]

Wil be stink-faced by Rikishi :D

[Sarah]

Butt plugged to death by a razor butt plug.

[PDS]

Will fall of a brige.......

[ShengLong]

choke on the colonel's manhood.

[Griesmeel]

Will get Choke slammed by the undertaker and will die from a tombstone

[ShengLong]

Will get killed by the Ogrimmar Gank Mobile

[Griesmeel]

Will be Chopped to Bits by 2 Crazy Black metal dudes

[lastridetotombstonecity56]

Elephant took 100 pounds worth of feces on them.

[Griesmeel]

will die on his way to school, cause of death sniper bullet trough the neck

[lastridetotombstonecity56]

Pure American Gang War involving drugs and machine guns.

[ShengLong]

will get tied to a chair and made to watch Lindsey Lohan movies till his head explodes.

[lastridetotombstonecity56]

Dragon at his entire body and chewed it open.

[Kaisto]

died after using too much viagra

[lastridetotombstonecity56]

Impaled by a torso piercing, where the piercing was a long sword like object.

[PDS]

Killed by a comet falling through space and hitting him on the head.....