intermission
08-12-2006, 09:47 PM
Mike Tenay: Welcome One and all to the great spectacle that is WWF: Amplitude, get yourselves ready for an ad reline rush you have never felt before!!!
The King: that’s right because tonight we have had our first official match and will be contested between the one and only Chris hero and an unknown wrestler!!
Mike Tenay: that’s right; expect great first class wrestling to come to us, because lets face it, if its got Chris hero in it, its going to be good!!!
** I need a hero plays**
Mike Tenay: speaking of Chris hero, here he comes!!!!
The king: haha you said cum!!!
Mike Tenay: you’re worse than Don King!!!
**Hero picks up mic**
Hero: Well, well, well…here I am at the WWF **chants of you sold out**…. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!! For your information…fuckwards…I didn’t sell out…. i cashed in!!!…. So who is my mystery opponent? Please make sure its someone who I can bother with and not some jobber like…. well everyone except me **loud boos can be heard**
**I am an American plays…. and crowd go fucking nuts!!!!!!!**
Mike Tenay: OMG!!!! Its ….ITS…Hulk Hogan!!!!!
King: what a first match this is eh?
Mike Tenay: Chris hero vs. Hulk Hogan!!!!!
**Smark Fan spunks himself form excitement**
Chris hero: wait I was told this was a wrestling organisation and you give me fucking hulk Hogan!!!
Hulk Hogan: listen brother, whether it’s against you, Andre, shiek whoever…ill be here for my thousands of hulkamanics so what do you say brother?
Chris Hero: ok you’re on but first…. can we get two chairs in here? **Ref brings two chairs in**..Please take a seat Hogan **Hogan sits down and Chris hero also sits down**…ok here’s how it goes…I’m going to throw up a coin and if its heads…. we have a match…if its tails we don’t **Hogan agrees** ok? Good…**tosses coin in air**
**While coin is in the air, Chris hero puts his thumb in Hogan’s eye**
Mike Tenay: What a cheap shot
**Chris hero picks up chair**
The king: Omg…he’s whacking Hogan to hell with that chair!!!…Someone stop him!!!
**Crowd goes dark**
**Spotlight goes to the top of the building and a man on a lead comes down**
**Chris Hero Works over Hogan’s leg with chair**
The king: that thing from the ceiling is getting closer….
Mike Tenay: Wait it can’t be?
King: Oh my God that’s Sting!!!!!!!! 111111!!!! One!!! One
Mike Tenay: He’s in the ring and him and Chris Hero are starring each other down!!!
King: Thank God we have Sting he----
Mike Tenay: MY god what is he doing!!!!!!
**Sting puts the scorpion death lock on Hogan’s bad knee**
**Sting and Chris Hero Smile at each other**
Chris Hero: well who would of thunk it!!! Me and Sting…here together, now some may say I sold out…but now you can just see for yourself…I most definitely brought in…**sting releases death lock and Hogan is knocked out from pain**
Sting: SO folks this just isn’t great, this isn’t Excellent, this right here is perfection!!! So lucky for you your going to be seeing more of us…. and we have one thing in mind…. tag team gold!!! **Sting drops mic and both sting and Chris hero leave together**
Mike Tenay: I don’t know what we have just seen here
The King: I’m just speechless, but we can’t stop it getting in the way of the show!
Mike tenay: That’s right…tonight we will know who’s going to be fighting for the WWF title next week!! Well we that is it for this part of the show stay tuned for the next one.
Tired now so ill write the next lot up tomorrow or Monday!
The King: that’s right because tonight we have had our first official match and will be contested between the one and only Chris hero and an unknown wrestler!!
Mike Tenay: that’s right; expect great first class wrestling to come to us, because lets face it, if its got Chris hero in it, its going to be good!!!
** I need a hero plays**
Mike Tenay: speaking of Chris hero, here he comes!!!!
The king: haha you said cum!!!
Mike Tenay: you’re worse than Don King!!!
**Hero picks up mic**
Hero: Well, well, well…here I am at the WWF **chants of you sold out**…. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!! For your information…fuckwards…I didn’t sell out…. i cashed in!!!…. So who is my mystery opponent? Please make sure its someone who I can bother with and not some jobber like…. well everyone except me **loud boos can be heard**
**I am an American plays…. and crowd go fucking nuts!!!!!!!**
Mike Tenay: OMG!!!! Its ….ITS…Hulk Hogan!!!!!
King: what a first match this is eh?
Mike Tenay: Chris hero vs. Hulk Hogan!!!!!
**Smark Fan spunks himself form excitement**
Chris hero: wait I was told this was a wrestling organisation and you give me fucking hulk Hogan!!!
Hulk Hogan: listen brother, whether it’s against you, Andre, shiek whoever…ill be here for my thousands of hulkamanics so what do you say brother?
Chris Hero: ok you’re on but first…. can we get two chairs in here? **Ref brings two chairs in**..Please take a seat Hogan **Hogan sits down and Chris hero also sits down**…ok here’s how it goes…I’m going to throw up a coin and if its heads…. we have a match…if its tails we don’t **Hogan agrees** ok? Good…**tosses coin in air**
**While coin is in the air, Chris hero puts his thumb in Hogan’s eye**
Mike Tenay: What a cheap shot
**Chris hero picks up chair**
The king: Omg…he’s whacking Hogan to hell with that chair!!!…Someone stop him!!!
**Crowd goes dark**
**Spotlight goes to the top of the building and a man on a lead comes down**
**Chris Hero Works over Hogan’s leg with chair**
The king: that thing from the ceiling is getting closer….
Mike Tenay: Wait it can’t be?
King: Oh my God that’s Sting!!!!!!!! 111111!!!! One!!! One
Mike Tenay: He’s in the ring and him and Chris Hero are starring each other down!!!
King: Thank God we have Sting he----
Mike Tenay: MY god what is he doing!!!!!!
**Sting puts the scorpion death lock on Hogan’s bad knee**
**Sting and Chris Hero Smile at each other**
Chris Hero: well who would of thunk it!!! Me and Sting…here together, now some may say I sold out…but now you can just see for yourself…I most definitely brought in…**sting releases death lock and Hogan is knocked out from pain**
Sting: SO folks this just isn’t great, this isn’t Excellent, this right here is perfection!!! So lucky for you your going to be seeing more of us…. and we have one thing in mind…. tag team gold!!! **Sting drops mic and both sting and Chris hero leave together**
Mike Tenay: I don’t know what we have just seen here
The King: I’m just speechless, but we can’t stop it getting in the way of the show!
Mike tenay: That’s right…tonight we will know who’s going to be fighting for the WWF title next week!! Well we that is it for this part of the show stay tuned for the next one.
Tired now so ill write the next lot up tomorrow or Monday!